Population | 6.447 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 172 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.447 billion Second Best Pack Storage 172ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 83.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 172ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,896 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 172's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Pack Storage 172 is ranked 277,581st in the world and 1,990th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 32.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 172, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 172, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 172, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 172, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 172, a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant.
- : Second Best Pack Storage 172 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 172, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 172, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 172, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 172, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Second Best Pack Storage 172.